College Season 3 Episode 21: Career Fair

 

College S3 Ep 21: Career Fair

Written by

William Fry & Michael Ledesma

INT. AUDITORIUM - DAY

Andrew, Edison, and Megan walk around a crowded auditorium filled with students, teachers, and other adults.

EDISON

Ah yes, the career fair. A place for prospective students to find internships and jobs.

MEGAN

And also to get free swag.

Megan holds up a bag full of swag.

ANDREW

Didn’t you also get a journalism internship?

MEGAN

Yeah but the swag is the real prize.

Edison stops walking.

ANDREW

What’s wrong?

EDISON

Andrew, look.

Edison points to a man dressed in a nice suit.

ANDREW

Is that who I think it is?

EDISON

Yep.

MEGAN

Any of you care to tell ME who he is.

ANDREW

That’s Justin Marfont. He’s a super-rich entrepreneur.

MEGAN

How rich is he?

ANDREW

He’s so rich, that Shark Tank won’t have him on because he’s richer than all the sharks combined.

MEGAN

Damn.

EDISON

This is it, this is the moment.

ANDREW

For what?

Edison Pulls out a condom-like object.

ANDREW

Please tell me that’s not what I think it is.

EDISON

The reusable condom!

MEGAN

Wait, that’s actually a real thing? I thought that was made up.

EDISON

Oh no, it’s real, and now's my chance to pitch it to a real-life entrepreneur.

ANDREW

Edison no.

EDISON

Too late.

Edison rushes over to Marfont.

EDISON

Mr. Marfont! Mr. Marfont!

MARFONT

Yeah?

EDISON

I have a life-changing product to pitch to you.

MARFONT

Listen, buddy, I don’t have time to listen to another product pitch. I’m just here for interns.

EDISON

I promise you, that you will love this product and it will be worth your time.

Marfont considers Edison’s offer.

MARFONT

It’s not another app, is it?

EDISON

No.

MARFONT

Okay then, you got 30 seconds. Go.

Edison holds up the reusable condom.

EDISON

Imagine you and your lady friends just finished having sex. You decide to go another round but uh oh, you’re out of condoms. Thankfully, you have “The Reusable Condom”. All you have to do is put it in the washing machine and boom, you have a clean condom.

Marfont stares at Edison.

MARFONT

I’ve heard a lot of product pitches. I once had a guy pitch me a cat dating site, but none have been as terrible as this one.

EDISON

What?

MARFONT

I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to decline. That’s disgusting.

Marfont walks away. Andrew and Megan catch up with Edison. Andrew pats his shoulder.

ANDREW

There, there buddy. How about we get some lunch?

Edison nods glumly.

INT. CAFETERIA - DAY

Andrew, Edison, and Megan sit at a table eating their food.

EDISON

I can’t believe he didn’t invest in it.

ANDREW

To be fair, it was always a long shot. I’m surprised he listened to the whole pitch.

EDISON

Oh well, maybe Mark Cuban will still invest. Of course, he hasn’t returned any of my calls.

Edison pulls out a small bottle of hot sauce and pours some on his burger.

ANDREW

What’s that?

EDISON

My grandma’s hot sauce. She always sends me a bottle once a month. Wanna try it?

Andrew nods and Edison pours some on Andrew’s pizza. Andrew takes a bite of his pizza.

ANDREW

Oh my gosh, that’s awesome. That’s the best hot sauce I’ve ever had.

EDISON

I’ll tell my grandma to send you a bottle.

ANDREW

Edison, I have an idea. Follow me and bring the bottle.

Andrew and Edison leave.

MEGAN

And I’ll just stay here and eat my food.

INT. AUDITORIUM - DAY

Marfont is talking to some professors. Andrew approaches him along with Edison.

ANDREW

Mr. Marfont.

Marfont turns around and faces Andrew.

ANDREW

My name is Andrew and this is my business partner Edison. We’d like to pitch a product for you.

MARFTON

Let me guess, a reusable tampon?

ANDREW

Better.

Andrew holds up the bottle of hot sauce.

ANDREW

Mr. Marfont, I present to you, the best hot sauce you’ve ever tasted.

MARFONT

Gentlemen, do you know how many food products I get pitched? A lot.

ANDREW

Not like this. Try it.

Marfont sighs and takes the bottle. He dabs some on his finger and tastes it.

MARFONT

Hmmmmmm.

ANDREW

Well?

MARFTON

It’s good, I’ll give you that. But there's a lot of hot sauce brands-

ANDREW

But how many of them are this good?

MARFONT

Tell you what, I need to do some market research. I’ll keep in touch.

Marfont hands Andrew his business card.

MARFONT

Mind if I keep the sauce?

Edison nods.

MARFONT

Talk to you soon.

Marfont walks away.

EDISON

Did we just… did we just successfully pitch a product?

ANDREW

I think so.

EDISON

Nice job man.

Andrew and Edison high five.

END.

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