Finally Growing Up Season 1 Episode 6: The Present



JULIAN
And?

CHRIS
And what?

JULIAN
You just said you talked to Uncle Nate yesterday.

CHRIS
Oh. Yeah.

DREW
Just tell us what it was about!

CHRIS
I forget.

JULIAN
Oh come on!

CHRIS
How could I remember every single word he said?

DREW
We’re not asking for every single word, just the general point.

CHRIS
Oh! Yeah, he’s going to transfer some money into my bank account.

JULIAN
You have a bank account but no credit or debit card?

DREW
Or money in it?

CHRIS
I opened one up yesterday too.

JULIAN
Do you think the money could be in there yet?

CHRIS
Maybe. How would I know?

DREW
Check your account online, even I know that.

CHRIS
OK, I will. You guys should film the Shut This Off You Idiot Challenge show.

JULIAN and DREW leave the room, then come back when they realize they don’t know what to do.

CHRIS
You don’t have any ideas, do you?

JULIAN
Nope.

CHRIS
I just checked my bank account.

JULIAN
And?

CHRIS
Turns out Uncle Rich really is rich.

DREW
Didn’t you say it’s not Uncle Rich?

CHRIS
Uncle Nate. But I call him Uncle Rich now. Guess how much he gave us.

DREW
$200.

JULIAN
No way. $100.

CHRIS
Higher.

DREW
$19 billion.

CHRIS
OK why would it be that high?

DREW
I don’t know.

CHRIS
Do you want to know how much it is?

JULIAN
Of course! Just tell us!

CHRIS
50 thousand dollars.

JULIAN
Seriously, how much?

CHRIS
I’m serious.

JULIAN
You know what a dollar is, right?

DREW
Is there a decimal with 0s after it? You probably read it wrong.

JULIAN looks at CHRIS’s phone.

JULIAN
Chris, you read it wrong. It’s five million dollars.

DREW
What?!?! What are we gonna do with five million dollars?!?!?!

CHRIS
I don’t know but I guess we’ll find out!

JULIAN
Guys, we need to save as much of this as we can.

CHRIS
We should at least get food.

DREW
And we can redo my bedroom.

CHRIS
Think bigger than that. We can redo my bedroom too!

JULIAN
I don’t think Uncle Nate gave us all this money so we can sleep in a room that looks slightly different.

DREW (laughing)
What do you want to do with it, invest in stock?

JULIAN
I don’t know what I want to do with it yet. But maybe we can make Shut This Off You Idiot a major production?

DREW
Sounds like a lot of work. Why do that when we have all this money here?

JULIAN
To make more!

CHRIS
Julian, hold that thought. I have an idea.

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