College Season 2 Episode 18: I Thought You Were My Friend (Season Finale)

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Season 2 Episode 18
"I Thought You Were My Friend"
Written by
William Fry & Michael Ledesma

INT. APARTMENT - DAY
The episode takes place immediately after the last one. Edison tackled Andrew to the ground after he referred to Edison and Brittaney’s relationship as “just a fling”.
Andrew and Edison wrestle on the ground.
ANDREW
What the hell! Get off me!
EDISON
Take it back!
The boys roll around on the floor. Andrew tries to crawl away but Edison holds on to him.
ANDREW
Edison!
Andrew gets loose from Edison and runs towards the door. Edison grabs him from behind and slams him to the ground. Edison continues to attack as Andrew tries to defend himself.
ANDREW
Edison get off me!
EDISON
Take... It... Back!
Andrew and Edison separate and stand up facing each other.
ANDREW
Take what back!
EDISON
Brittaney and I were not a fling!
ANDREW
That's what you're upset about?! Seriously?!
EDISON
Yes! Take it back!
Pause
ANDREW
No.
EDISON
What?
ANDREW
I meant what I said. You and Paige were more of a couple than you and Brittaney ever were.
EDISON
Excuse me?
ANDREW
You heard me. How could you hurt Paige like that? I thought you were better than that.
EDISON
And I thought you were my friend.
ANDREW
So did I.
EDISON
Take it back.
ANDREW
No.
EDISON
Fine then, since we're being truthful, I asked Sarah out after you shot her down for Gabby.
Pause
ANDREW
What?
EDISON
Yeah, and we went on a date. Steak dinner, with money I took from your wallet. Guess what we did after. I'll give you a hint... It rhymes with flex.
Edison makes a forward thrusting motion with his body. Andrew comes to the realization.
EDISON
Yeah that’s right, Sarah and I fu-
Andrew charges at Edison and tackles him onto the coffee table breaking it into pieces. They wrestle around the apartment destroying the place. The floor is covered in debris and the walls are stained with remnants of objects that the boys throw at each other.
Megan enters the apartment. Andrew and Edison are still wrestling and throwing each other around. Megan does not react. She sighs and places her backpack on the floor. She cracks her knuckles and neck. She walks over to Andrew and Edison and grabs the two boys by their ears. Andrew and Edison separate and stand up.
ANDREW & EDISON
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
MEGAN
You two gonna stop?
Andrew and Edison nod. Megan releases them.
ANDREW
How the hell are you that strong?
MEGAN
Oh you didn't know? Lesbians are genetically stronger.
EDISON
Really?
MEGAN
No. What the hell is going on here?
ANDREW
Why don't you ask him.
Megan looks at Edison.
EDISON
Ask HIM.
MEGAN
Ok clearly something happened. I mean... Look at this place. So one of you needs to start talking.
Andrew and Edison don't say anything.
Pause
EDISON
I can't live here anymore.
MEGAN & ANDREW
What?
EDISON
I'm moving out.
ANDREW
Edison I'm sorry.
EDISON
No. We've both said things we can't take back. I can't see us living in the same place after all this.
MEGAN
Oh c’mon, I'm sure what was said wasn't that bad.
Sarah enters the apartment.
SARAH
Paige finally calmed down and went back to her apart-
Sarah sees the state of the apartment. A pained look appears on Andrew's face.
SARAH
What the hell happened here?
MEGAN
I'm still trying to figure that out.
SARAH
Boys?
Edison avoids looking at Sarah. Andrew continues to give her a pained look.
SARAH
Andrew? What's wrong?
ANDREW
Did you go out with Edison?
SARAH
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
ANDREW
Oh... My... Gosh.
SARAH
Andrew-
Andrew covers his ears.
ANDREW
No. No. Lalalalalalalalalala not listening lalalalalalalalalala.
Edison goes to his room and starts packing his things. In the living room, Andrew sits on the couch. Sarah sits next to him, Megan is sitting nearby in a chair.
SARAH
Andrew, before I explain myself, let's be clear that you and I were not dating. Understand?
Andrew nods.
SARAH
Edison did ask me out and I said yes because I was slightly curious. Slightly. We went on one date. That's all. Ok?
Andrew nods.
ANDREW
Did you two... You know...
Andrew does the “Finger In Hole” gesture.
SARAH
I'm going to pretend you didn't just do that.
In Edison’s room, he finishes packing his essentials in his bag. Megan enters his room.
MEGAN
Whatever it is that happened between you two, I'm sure you can work it out. Don't do this.
EDISON
You weren't here Megan. As far as I'm concerned, our friendship is over.
Edison and Megan enter the living room. Edison heads toward the door. Andrew stands up.
ANDREW
Edison.
Edison stops and turns around.
ANDREW
Have you thought about this?
EDISON
Yeah.
ANDREW
You can't possibly think this is a good idea.
EDISON
What do you care, I'm not your friend.
Edison exits the apartment.
END.

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