Finally Growing Up Season 1 Episode 3: The Call (Finally Apart Crossover)


CHRIS, JULIAN, and DREW are all in the kitchen playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.

CHRIS
Paper beats rock, I win.

JULIAN
That’s not fair! Best 2 out of 3.

CHRIS
Fine.

JULIAN beats CHRIS both times.

CHRIS
That’s not fair! Best of 5.

DREW
Look, one of us needs to call Rich.

JULIAN
And we’re sure his name is Rich, right?

DREW
Pretty sure. Hopefully he tells us when we call him.

CHRIS
How about you do it?

DREW
No way! I don’t want to do that!

JULIAN
You have to listen to him, he’s the oldest.

CHRIS
Julian, go clean your room.

JULIAN
No.

CHRIS
Drew, call Rich.

DREW
I walked into that one.

CHRIS, JULIAN, and DREW awkwardly stand silently.

JULIAN
You gonna call him?

DREW
I don’t know his number.

CHRIS
Try them all.

DREW
That’s not gonna happen.

JULIAN
Look it up online.

DREW
We don’t even know for sure if his name is Rich!

CHRIS
Don’t any of us have Aunt Catherine’s number?

JULIAN
Do you have Britney’s?

CHRIS
Actually, I probably do. Let me check...

CHRIS looks at his phone and scrolls through his contacts.

CHRIS
There are four Britneys on your phone.

JULIAN
Try them.

CHRIS
I thought Drew was gonna do this.

DREW
I’m not talking to all the Britneys you know.

CHRIS
Fair enough. Here goes.

CHRIS calls three BRITNEYS to no luck.

CHRIS
Better be the fourth one.

CHRIS calls the fourth BRITNEY. The voice on the other end answers.

CHRIS
Britney? Is that you? This is your cousin Chris.

STEVE
This is Steve, what do you want?

CHRIS
Can I talk to Britney?

STEVE
She’s mine.

CHRIS
It’s not for that at all.

STEVE
Bye.

CHRIS
Wait! Do you know my Aunt Catherine’s phone number?

STEVE
Yes I do.

STEVE gives CATHERINE’s phone number to CHRIS.

CHRIS
Thanks. Bye.

CHRIS hangs up and calls CATHERINE.

CATHERINE
Yeah?

CHRIS
Hey Aunt Catherine!

CATHERINE
Which one are you, Chris or Julian?

CHRIS
Don’t forget Drew. But Chris.

CATHERINE
What can I do for you? Full disclaimer, my resources are super limited because I don’t see Nate again until tomorrow. That’s why his nickname is Rich.

CHRIS
Yeah speaking of being rich...we kind of need help over here.

CATHERINE
What do you mean, don’t William and Mary have like, super average money? That should be enough

CHRIS
They’re stuck in Poland.

CATHERINE
Seriously? Wow, that’s too funny.

CHRIS
Not when you’re us.

CATHERINE
You know what? I get it. I’ll have Nate—I mean, Rich—give you a call when he can. Bye.

CATHERINE hangs up.

JULIAN
Anything?

CHRIS
Nate slash Rich is going to call us when he can.

DREW
What do you mean when he can? We need the money now!

JULIAN
Relax Drew, Chris knows what he’s doing. Right?

CHRIS
Not really.

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