LORENZO
Here we are: Lorenzo’s Kitchen!
FELIX
We’ve been here before, remember?
LORENZO
Yeah. I like announcing it though. Don’t forget to put your masks on.
ACE
They’ve been on the whole time. Do you pay any attention to your surroundings?
LORENZO
Nope.
LORENZO opens the door. He sees REAGAN, ADAM, SAM, CHASE, MADISON, and LINCOLN sitting at their usual table.
REAGAN
There you are! The phone’s been ringing nonstop.
HARRY
You talking me or Lorenzo?
REAGAN
Lorenzo. You too though, I guess.
LORENZO
I’m on the Primitives again, remember?
REAGAN
Right. So anyways, maybe have somewhere hear to answer the phone every now and then.
LORENZO
Whoops. Probably just telemarketers.
LORENZO picks up the phone and checks for voicemails.
LORENZO
Whoa.
ROBERT
What is it?
LORENZO
People were trying to order from here. I need to check the website.
ADAM
Website?
LORENZO
Yeah, you can order from Lorenzo’s Kitchen online now!
LORENZO checks the website.
LORENZO
52 orders.
LINCOLN
No way.
LORENZO
And all of them want cotton candy! This is so weird!
MANNY
I think it could have to do with the fact that you just promoted it on national television.
LORENZO
That game was televised?!
ROBERT
They all are, Lorenzo.
LORENZO
No wonder why people want to try the cotton candy.
CHASE
Also, it’s all over social media. People are really confused as to why the Indianapolis Primitives associated themselves with cotton candy.
LORENZO
Why wouldn’t they? Cotton candy is the best.
MANNY
About this cotton candy, I ordered some online and haven’t gotten it yet.
LORENZO
You could’ve just asked.
MANNY
Figured I’d go through the due process.
LORENZO
Which kind? I have all the colors you’d think of and then some.
MANNY
Indigo.
LORENZO
Coming right up. As are the orders I have to fill.
LORENZO quickly goes to the kitchen and comes back with dozens of cotton candy. Random people constantly come up to the door to pick up their cotton candy.
LORENZO
Looks like I’m a success!
MADISON
Yeah and about that, we’re making good progress on the lawsuit.
CHASE
Adam and I—
MADISON
Don’t forget me—
CHASE
Adam and MADISON and I have all decided that this person always gets sore throats.
LORENZO
How can you be so sure of that?
CHASE
He yells at us on every call and then has a sore throat after it.
LORENZO
Interesting...what about Team Broken Glasses?
SAM
Nose is still broken.
LORENZO
Okay, so no progress there.
SAM
Oh, there’s progress. Turns out, their nose was broken even before the altercation.
LORENZO
Really?
REAGAN
Yep. And he wants to do an interview here next week to clear things up. It’ll be in the news. You’re gonna be big.
LORENZO
You mean, right here at Lorenzo’s Kitchen?
REAGAN
Yeah. Just be professional and everything should be fine.
ROBERT
Lorenzo? Professional? Oh, this will be bad.
REAGAN
We can coach him.
LORENZO
Alright. Looking forward to it.
DEVIN
Are we gonna get to enjoy our cotton candy now?
ROBERT
I’ve already finished mine.
FELIX
And to be clear, cotton candy is no longer considered a performance-enhancing substance, right?
MANNY
Nope. Plus, you don’t pitch anyways.
FELIX
True.
LORENZO
Lorenzo’s Kitchen is a success. I really can’t believe this.
Everyone eats their cotton candy and leaves as LORENZO continues to make money handing out cotton candy to paying customers outside. It has become the menu’s signature item.