EXT. GREEN PARK GATED COMMUNITY - NIGHT
Two guards stand watch at Green Park’s entrance. Guard 2 pulls out a candy bar and opens it.
GUARD 1
Is that-?
GUARD 2
Yep.
GUARD 1
Where’d you get it?
GUARD 2
Promise you won’t tell?
GUARD 1
Yeah.
GUARD 2
I got it from Boss’ stash.
GUARD 1
For real?
Guard 2 nods. He breaks off a piece and hands it to Guard 1. Guard 1 eats it and savors it. There is a loud rustling in the bushes outside of the gate.
GUARD 2
What was that?
GUARD 1
Probably an animal.
The rustling sound happens again. Guard 1 opens the gate.
GUARD 2
What are you doing?
GUARD 1
If it’s an animal, we can have a cookout. I’m sick of canned food. Besides, I wanna shoot something.
Guard 1 approaches the bushes. Guard 2 stands outside the gate. Guard 1 looks in the bushes.
GUARD 1
There’s something in there.
Guard 1 pulls out his flashlight and shines it in the bushes.
GUARD 1
The hell.
A chainsaw revs up. Greg jumps out of the bushes holding his chainsaw above him. Guard 1 stares at him wide-eyed. Greg brings the chainsaw down on Guard 1 eviscerating him. Blood and guts spew everywhere. Guard 1 falls to the ground dead.
GUARD 2
Holy shit!
Greg now covered in blood, sets his eyes on Guard 2. Guard 2 turns and runs towards the open gate. Greg runs, catches up, and plunges his chainsaw into Guard 2’s back. Guard 2 drops the candy bar to the ground. His body shakes uncontrollably as the chainsaw tears its way through his chest. Blood sprays everywhere.
Greg shakes Guard 2’s body off his chainsaw and stares at the carnage he has just committed.
GREG
Groovy.
Greg enters Green Park. His chainsaw is still whirring.
INT. SHED - NIGHT
Daniel and Bailey gently wipe Joel’s bruised and bloody face with a cloth. Joel winces.
BAILEY
Sorry.
JOEL
Be honest with me. Do y’all think I’ll still be hot after this?
Daniel and Bailey don’t answer and look at each other and then back at Joel.
DANIEL
Sure buddy.
JOEL
I knew it.
BAILEY
Relax, you’ll look just fine. You should be more focused on how we’re going to get out of here.
JOEL
I’ve been thinking about that. There’s one guard outside. If you seduce him, I can-
Bailey flicks Joel’s face.
JOEL
Ow!
BAILEY
Be serious.
JOEL
I am being serious.
DANIEL
It’s not a bad idea.
Bailey glares at Daniel.
BAILEY
We’re not doing that.
Bailey continues wiping Joel’s face.
DANIEL
We never finished our talk at the facility.
BAILEY
Huh?
JOEL
What are you talking about?
DANIEL
About how I said I love you.
JOEL
Whoa whoa whoa! Are you two bangin?
BAILEY
I don’t think now’s the right time since you know, we've been kidnapped and also Joel is here.
DANIEL
For all we know, this might be the last time we can talk.
BAILEY
I don’t want to talk about it now.
JOEL
Holy shit, are you two fucking or not!
DANIEL & BAILEY
Yes!
JOEL
Thank you and also... nice job dude. You finally got the girl.
Joel raises his fist. Daniel reluctantly fist bumps it.
JOEL
Hold up, if y’all are bangin, does that mean I can have the guest bedroom?
The sound of a chainsaw grows near. The guard outside screams. The door to the shed opens. Standing in the doorway, is Greg. He is completely soaked in blood and guts. He is breathing heavily. His eyes flare in anger almost as if he’s in a fiery trance.
DANIEL
Greg?
GREG
Hey.
BAILEY
Are you ok?
GREG
Yep.
Daniel and Joel stand up. Daniel helps Bailey up. They exit the shed.
DANIEL
Is it just you?
GREG
Yep.
JOEL
Well, at least we’re being rescued. Now, let’s get the hell out of here.
GREG
Not without Sugar Mama.
DANIEL
What?
GREG
They have Sugar Mama.
JOEL
Hold on, did you come to rescue us or Sugar Mama?
GREG
I came here to save the love of my life. And also you.
JOEL
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!
DANIEL
Joel, you can be mad at him later. Let’s just go save Sugar Mama and get out of here.
JOEL
Fine.
GREG
You’ll need this. Found it on one of the men.
Greg tosses Joel his Glock.
JOEL
Dope.
The four walk through Green Park. Joel shoots Boss’ people and Greg slices them with his chainsaw. Daniel helps Bailey walk. They reach Adrian’s house.
GREG
Wait here.
INT. ADRIAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT
Adrian sits at his dining table. On the table, is Sugar Mama. He picks her up and prepares to pour syrup on his chicken and waffles. He hears the gunshots and chainsaw. He turns around towards his door and window. He places his hand on his sidearm. Greg kicks in the door and charges at Adrian. He brings the chainsaw down on his head. The chainsaw tears into Adrian’s head. Adrain’s eyes roll back into his head as the chainsaw shreds his brain. Pieces of his brain fly everywhere. Greg continues pushing the chainsaw down. He finishes bisecting Adrian. Adrian’s body splits into two halves.
Greg picks up Sugar Mama and wipes her down.
GREG
Hail to the king, baby.
Greg kisses Sugar Mama.
EXT. GREEN PARK GATED COMMUNITY - NIGHT
Greg joins Daniel, Joel, and Bailey.
JOEL
You good?
GREG
Let’s get out of here.
The four move as quickly as they can. Boss’ people are mobilizing. As they exit Green Park, they pass by the mutilated bodies of Greg’s victims. At the gate, Greg stops. He looks at all his carnage.
DANIEL
Greg, what’s wrong?
GREG
What have I done?
JOEL
What?
GREG
Look what I’ve done. I... I killed all of them. For what?
JOEL
Ummmmm to rescue us.
GREG
All for... a bottle of syrup.
JOEL
And also for us.
Greg stares at the ground slowly beginning to violently sob.
DANIEL
Greg, buddy, I can’t imagine how hard this is for you to process. We need to go, now.
Two of Boss’ men appear and point their guns at Daniel, Joel, Bailey, and Greg.
One of Boss’ men fires his gun.
END.