Open: JOSH is picking WYATT up from his first day of school.
JOSH
Wyatt! I think you know what I’m about to ask.
WYATT
It was fine. Not like any other day at school.
JOSH
What? No. How was the grilled cheese?
WYATT
What grilled cheese?
JOSH
The one Andrew made for you.
WYATT
Oh, that. It tasted—
JOSH
Bad, I know.
WYATT
It was good!
JOSH
He’ll make it better next time.
WYATT
OK then.
FRAN
So the first day was good?
WYATT
Since when were you in here?
FRAN
Doesn’t matter. Josh can you pick your father up?
JOSH
Yeah, where is he?
FRAN
On the ground next to the car.
JOSH
WHAT?!?!
FRAN
I’m kidding! He’s at work.
JOSH
Wyatt, I am very sorry about her.
FRAN
By the way, how do you and Andrew decide who picks up Wyatt from work? Also, shouldn’t we both be working?
JOSH
Yeah.
FRAN
What are we doing here then?
JOSH
Driving Wyatt home!
FRAN
Where are you going?
JOSH
You told me to pick up Dad first, remember?
FRAN
Yeah but if you have to get Wyatt home then do that!
JOSH
Then how’s Dad gonna get home?
FRAN
Andrew will pick him up.
JOSH
He’ll love hearing that.
JOSH gets a call from ANDREW and puts the call on speaker.
ANDREW
So I have a little situation on my hands.
JOSH
What?
ANDREW
I can’t find Wyatt.
JOSH
What are you talking about?
ANDREW
I’ve waited outside for him. Now I’m in the school and nobody’s convinced I even know the kid.
JOSH
Why are you there?
ANDREW
Fran told me to pick him up. Why doesn’t she just do it? Really getting on my nerves lately.
FRAN
Hey Andrew!
ANDREW
Now I’m hearing her voice in my head, what is it with that lady? Sorry, I’m just stressed.
JOSH
Andrew, Wyatt and Fran are both in the car with me. You’re on speaker phone.
ANDREW
Oh. Hey Wyatt, hey Fran!
FRAN
I forgive you.
WYATT
Is this what every day is like? Not that I’m complaining, just wondering.
JOSH
Not one of our better days. Now what was I doing again?
FRAN
Picking up your father.
JOSH
Oh. Right.
FRAN gets a phone call from BRIAN. She puts him on speaker phone.
FRAN
Hey Brian!
BRIAN
Never mind, there he is, I found him. Hey Wyatt, how was school!
BRIAN hangs up.
WYATT
Is there a second Wyatt?
JOSH
No, he just never really pays full attention to things. Sorry about all of this.
WYATT
No, it’s okay actually. I just never knew this is what families were like.
JOSH
Me neither.