The TV Ratings Guide Endorses Marge Simpson

It's an election year, and The TV Ratings Guide is getting in on the action for the first time. While our editorial board initially considered jointly endorsing both Marge and Peter Griffin, in the end we decided that Marge was uniquely qualified to take over as President. Marge is already known for her successful stint as Mayor of Springfield, where she defeated incumbent Joe Quimby before retiring. She's the only candidate with a consistent track record of success, and we're proud that she's our candidate in the extremely important election for President of the United States. We hope you'll vote for her as well come November.

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