Coach Garry Season 1 Episode 6: Cookout

 


Everyone on the Automobiles is at GARRY’s house in the backyard. He is having a cookout for team morale. 


GARRY

Burgers are ready, everyone. 


COOPER

Where are the buns?


GARRY
I told you I was making burgers. I said nothing about buns or condiments. 


COOPER
You mean, you’re just giving us a circle of meat? 


GARRY

Yep. No utensils either. 


COOPER
Come on Coach Garry, really?


GARRY
Put your hands out.


COOPER reluctantly takes a burger from GARRY. He accidentally drops it because of the high temperature. 


GARRY
I spent money on that, now eat it. 


COOPER
Fine. 


COOPER bends down and eats the burger. 


GARRY
Come on everyone, there’s eight more here. 


Everyone one-by-one takes a burger from GARRY.


GARRY
How are they?


SANTIAGO

They taste exactly like they look. 


JAXON

I’d say they taste well done. 


GARRY
Thank you Jaxon. 


JAXON

No, I meant well done. The way of cooking it.


GARRY
You already said that. But I’ll take it you all like them. I do have one more thing I already made, though...


Everyone breaths a sigh of relief. GARRY temporarily leaves, and comes back with waffles shaped as bowls. There are berries and whipped cream inside. 


LANDON

What the f*ck are those?


GARRY

Waffle bowls. And you’re last to get one. Bad language. 


LANDON

Like I f*cking give a sh*t. 


GARRY

You’re not getting one now. 


HUDSON

Can I have two?


GARRY
You haven’t even tried one yet. 


HUDSON

I’m hungry.


GARRY
Eat your burger. 


HUDSON

No thanks?


GARRY

You all said they were well done...oh, I get it now, you thought they were burned. 


HUDSON

I thought they were burned, at least. 


GARRY

Burned burgers are the best kind. Now take a waffle bowl, everyone except Landon. 


BRAYDEN

How did you come up with this?


GARRY

A typo in an email a couple years ago. 


BRAYDEN

Huh?


GARRY
It’s not worth explaining.


COLTON
Coach Garry, once I eat this waffle bowl, can I join Wesley and Gavin in the pool?


GARRY

I didn’t think of telling anyone about the pool so the pool’s off limits. Plus—Oh, dear God. 


GARRY jogs over to the pool.


GARRY

Wesley! Gavin! Get out of there now!


WESLEY

Fine. 


GAVIN

We didn’t think you’d notice.


WESLEY and GAVIN get out of the pool. 


GARRY
What’s the matter with you two? Constantly getting into trouble these days. Don’t make me threaten to talk to your parents. 


GAVIN
You wouldn’t actually do that. 


GARRY

I know. But I could still threaten it. 


GAVIN

Would it really be a threat if we knew you wouldn’t do it?


GARRY

I guess not. But that’s not the point. You’re in big trouble. 


WESLEY
Am I in big trouble too, Coach Garry?


GARRY

Obviously. Now, for your punishment...I got an idea. Follow me.


GAVIN and WESLEY follow GARRY back to where everyone else is, most eating their waffle bowls. 


GARRY

Eat Hudson’s burger. 


WESLEY

Fine. 


GAVIN and WESLEY walk up to HUDSON and ask for his burger. They slowly eat it in disgust. 


GARRY

Alright, I see this isn’t going anywhere. I tried, guys. Everyone can go home now. 

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