NUMB HUMOR STUDIOS PRESENTS:
COLLEGE
Season 2 Episode 12
"Bi Girl"
Written by
William Fry & Michael Ledesma
2.
INT. THE COLLEGE CLUB - NIGHT
The group sits at a table drinking milkshakes.
SARAH
So, how was your date with that sorority girl?
MEGAN
Fine.
SARAH
That's it? Fine?
MEGAN
Yeah.
SARAH
But you were so excited to get dinner with her. I even helped you choose an outfit.
MEGAN
And even though I didn't wear the outfit, I still appreciate your help.
EDISON
Can we not talk about romantic stuff?
ANDREW
What do want to talk about?
EDISON
I don't know. Just nothing romantic.
The group is silent.
EDISON
Seriously? Is all we talk about romantic stuff? C’mon guys. Something must've happened to one of y'all besides love.
ANDREW
Actually, I got a B on a quiz.
The group stares at Andrew.
EDISON
I'm getting another milkshake.
3.
Edison leaves and goes to the milkshake bar. He locks eyes with a girl who smiles at him. He smiles back.
EDISON
Hey.
BETH
Hey there.
EDISON
You here with your boyfriend?
BETH
No. I’m not here with anyone. You?
EDISON
Just my friends. But they’re not important right now.
BETH
So I guess you’re free then?
EDISON
Oh yeah. Let me just tell my friends that I’ve got better things to do.
Edison leaves. Megan appears at the milkshake bar. She and Beth lock eyes and smile at each other.
Edison returns to the group’s table.
EDISON
Guys, as much fun as it is hanging out with y’all, I have a chance for a date.
ANDREW
Not to worry you bro but it looks like Megan is flirting with your date.
Edison sees Megan and Beth laughing together. He approaches them.
EDISON
Megan. Can I talk to you?
Edison and Megan move away from Beth.
EDISON
What are you doing?
4.
MEGAN
Flirting with a girl who, by the way, is totally into me.
EDISON
Really? Cause she seems into me.
Megan laughs out loud.
MEGAN
Edison. I don’t know if you know this, but lesbians aren’t attracted to men.
EDISON
Megan. Straight people aren’t attracted to lesbians. Actually, I'm not sure about that.
Edison and Megan stare at each other. They walk over to Beth.
EDISON
Are you straight?
MEGAN
Are you a lesbian?
BETH
What?
EDISON
Are you attracted to me... or her?
BETH
I’m attracted to both of you.
EDISON & MEGAN
What?
BETH
I’m bisexual.
PAUSE
Edison and Megan look at each other.
EDISON
That doesn't really answer my question.
BETH
It means I like both y’all.
5.
MEGAN
Ok. So which one of us?
BETH
Ok, let me make this clearer. I like you and I like you. Equally.
EDISON
Ohhhhhhhh I see. So, are you gonna choose me?
MEGAN
Or me?
BETH
Actually, I’d like to choose both.
EDISON
W-what?
MEGAN
What he said.
BETH
I was thinking maybe we could you know... have some fun. Just the three of us.
Edison and Megan look at each other.
EDISON
Could you give us a second?
Edison and Megan move away from Beth.
EDISON
Correct me if I’m wrong, but did she say that she wanted to have a threesome?
MEGAN
No, I’m pretty she that is what she said.
EDISON
Ok... soooooo?
MEGAN
So what?
EDISON
Are we gonna...?
6.
MEGAN
I am not having a threesome with you.
EDISON
Why not?
MEGAN
Well let’s see, one, I’m a lesbian and two, you.
EDISON
College is all about trying new things.
MEGAN
Yeah, normal new things.
EDISON
Megan, please. I’m so lonely.
MEGAN
You live with Andrew and I.
EDISON
Romantically lonely. Look, if you do this, I will do anything for you.
MEGAN
Anything?
EDISON
Anything that is legal and doesn’t involve murder.
Megan thinks.
MEGAN
Fine. But we will never speak of this to anyone. Ok?
EDISON
Ok.
Edison and Megan return to Beth.
EDISON
We’re in.
BETH
Great. My place?
7.
EDISON
Sounds great.
MEGAN
Uh-huh.
Edison goes over to the group’s table.
EDISON
Hey, Megan and I won’t be home tonight so don’t wait up.
Edison, Megan, and Beth leave the College Club. Andrew and Sarah watch them leave.
ANDREW
Why do I have a feeling that they’re doing something weird?
SARAH
I think you’re thinking about it too much.
ANDREW
Maybe, it’s Edison and Megan. Probably nothing going on.
SARAH
You know, this means that we have the apartment to ourselves.
ANDREW
Yeah so?
SARAH
So, we can do something together.
ANDREW
We can watch T2: Judgement Day.
SARAH
I was thinking of something a little more physical.
ANDREW
Well, I guess we could try out the new VR Oculus that Edison and I bought.
SARAH
Andrew, I am talking about us having sex.
8.
ANDREW
Oh. Yeah, I knew that.
INT. BETH’S PLACE - NIGHT
Edison, Megan, and Beth stand in Beth’s bedroom.
BETH
I’m gonna go freshen up. You two make yourselves comfortable. Then, we can get started.
Beth leaves the bedroom.
EDISON
Ok. Ok. Are you still in?
MEGAN
Edison, can I be honest with you?
EDISON
I feel like you will whether or not I say no.
MEGAN
Why haven’t you asked that Paige girl out yet?
EDISON
I was never planning on asking her out.
MEGAN
Why? She’s nice and sweet and would obviously have a good influence on you.
EDISON
Yeah, I’m good.
MEGAN
I think you won’t ask her out because of Brittaney.
EDISON
Excuse me?
MEGAN
Every girl you’ve been with since Brittaney has been a one-time thing.
But Paige feels like something that could be real and that scares you because it would be the first real relationship since Brittaney.
9.
PAUSE
EDISON
Your right. I’m just afraid of being in another real relationship. I don’t want to get hurt again.
MEGAN
Well, having one time things isn’t gonna help. Especially not a threesome.
EDISON
But Megan, it’s a threesome, just let me have this, please.
Megan slaps Edison full force.
EDISON
Okay, okay, I’m sorry. I’ll leave. She’s all yours.
MEGAN
No. We’ll leave. Because we’re friends.
Edison and Megan leave.
INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT
Andrew and Sarah are making out on the couch. They are about to have sex. Edison and Megan enter the apartment. Andrew and Sarah separate.
EDISON
Are we interrupting?
ANDREW
No.
SARAH
Yes.
ANDREW
What happened to you two?
EDISON
Nothing.
10.
MEGAN
Yeah. Nothing.
Edison and Megan go to their rooms.
ANDREW
Wanna watch T2: Judgement Day?
PAUSE
SARAH
(Begrudgingly)
Ok.
ANDREW
Yes!
END.