What In The World! Season 1 Episode 4: The Sisterhood


INT. COLLEGE CAFETERIA - DAY
Joel lies unconscious on the floor after being knocked out by the women. He wakes up and looks around. His nose is bloodied.
JOEL
Ah shit.
INT. APARTMENT - DAY
Daniel and Greg play Minecraft on the TV.
GREG
How many diamonds do you have now?
DANIEL
Twenty-one, only three more, and I can make you a full set of armor.
Joel enters the apartment rubbing his nose. Daniel and Greg see him.
DANIEL
What happened to you?
GREG
Where’s Tyler?
JOEL
He uhhhhhhh got taken.
DANIEL & GREG
What!
JOEL
Yeah, my bad.
DANIEL
By who?
JOEL
I don’t know. I think they were girls.
GREG
So we aren't the only survivors?
JOEL
Yep. Also, I think my nose is broken.
DANIEL
Whoever they are, they took Tyler.
JOEL
Yeah. He barely put up a fight.
GREG
Why didn’t you help him?
JOEL
I was going to but you see, I was blindsided and punched in the nose, which I think is most definitely broken.
DANIEL
We need to go out and find him.
JOEL
Where? I didn’t see where they went.
GREG
Great, for all we know, he’s probably dead.
JOEL
Wait... I think I remember something.
DANIEL
What?
JOEL
Kappa Omega.
DANIEL
The sorority?
JOEL
One of them was wearing a jacket with their symbol.
GREG
Do you mean their Greek letters?
JOEL
Yeah, that thing!
DANIEL
They may have their own group of survivors.
JOEL
Yeah well if that’s the case, I am going to kill every single one of them for ruining my perfect face.
GREG
Perfect?
JOEL
What’d you say?
GREG
You heard me.
DANIEL
Guys, Tyler is being held prisoner by a sorority.
JOEL
He’s probably having the best time of his life. My god, a nerd in a sorority house surrounded by hot chicks. If they don’t kill him, the shock will.
INT. SORORITY HOUSE - NIGHT
Tyler is unconscious and tied to a chair. In front of him, four women stand in front of him. Another woman enters. She examines Tyler.
CLAIRE
What happened?
GRACE
We were looking for supplies when he and his friend showed up.
CLAIRE
Where’s his friend?
VICTORIA
We knocked him out and left him behind, this one was easier to carry.
CLAIRE
Wake him up.
Grace shakes Tyler awake.
TYLER
What? Where am I?
CLAIRE
How many of you are there?
TYLER
What? Who are you? Wait, holy shit there are other survivors?
CLAIRE
Yes. Now, how many of you are there?
TYLER
Well besides me, there are three others, and let me tell you, they will be so glad to know that we are not the only survivors of whatever happened.
CLAIRE
What about your supplies?
TYLER
Well, we refreshed our food supply before you know, you ladies knocked me out.
CLAIRE
What about weapons?
TYLER
Oh, we are completely defenseless. Why?
Claire turns to Victoria and Grace.
CLAIRE
We need those supplies.
GRACE
We can take them. There are only three of them and the one we knocked out barely put up a fight.
CLAIRE
Get all the sisters together. We’ll vote on what to do.
Claire, Grace, and Victoria leave.
TYLER
Ummm ladies, could you untie me?
No answer. Time passes. Tyler tries breaking free from his restraints to no avail. A girl enters. It is Bailey. She is carrying a tray of food.
TYLER
Bailey? Holy shit Bailey it’s me Tyler.
BAILEY
Who?
TYLER
I was your lab partner in Biology!
BAILEY
Oh.
TYLER
Also, I’m friends with Daniel.
BAILEY
Your friends with Daniel?
TYLER
Yeah. By the way, he's totally into you.
BAILEY
Um, okay.
Bailey sets the tray down and unties Tyler.
TYLER
Listen; help me get out of here. You can stay with us. We’re not crazy like your friends.
BAILEY
My sorority sisters are not crazy. We're just trying to survive.
TYLER
All due respect girl, you’re “sisterhood” is more like a cult.
BAILEY
Just eat your food.
Tyler begins eating the tray of food.
BAILEY
So, Daniel likes me?
TYLER
Oh yeah.
BAILEY
What do you mean by like?
TYLER
I mean that he’s already planned you two’s wedding. Huh, probably shouldn’t have said that.
BAILEY
Wow, that’s...  a tad disturbing.
TYLER
No, what’s disturbing is that he practices making out with a pillow so that he’ll be ready for the real thing. Also shouldn’t have said that. Point is he does really like you.
BAILEY
Why hasn’t he made a move?
TYLER
Well besides the sky turning green, he just never had the courage. Also, you were dating that Gary dick.
BAILEY
Oh. Yeah.
TYLER
Yeah so about you and me escaping...?
Grace enters.
GRACE
Claire wants us to gather for the vote.
BAILEY
I’ll be right there.
Grace leaves. Bailey ties up Tyler, picks up the tray, and leaves.
In the main room of the sorority house, multiple sorority girls are gathered in a circle. A vote is taken. All raise their hands.
CLAIRE
Grace and Victoria will deliver the message in the morning.
THE NEXT MORNING
INT. APARTMENT - DAY
Joel and Greg sit at the dining table. Greg is examining Joel’s nose.
GREG
Yep, it’s broken all right.
JOEL
Can you fix it?
GREG
It wasn’t part of my training but I did see my training officer fix the nose of another private.
Greg shifts Joel’s nose. Joel yelps in pain.
GREG
There we go. All better.
JOEL
I feel like I’m supposed to say thank you, but this pain is making me think you didn’t actually fix it.
Daniel grabs a knife from the kitchen and heads towards the door.
GREG
Where are you going?
DANIEL
I’m going to go find Tyler.
JOEL
By yourself?
DANIEL
Well, you two don’t seem concerned with the fact that he’s been taken prisoner so yeah, I guess I'm going by myself.
From outside, the blaring sound of a horn is heard. Daniel, Joel, and Greg go to the giant hole in their apartment. Standing outside on the ground is Grace and Victoria who is holding an airhorn.
GRACE
Are you Tyler’s friends?
DANIEL
Yeah. I assume you have him?
GRACE
Yes.
JOEL
And which one of you broke my nose?
Victoria smiles and raises her hand.
JOEL
I am going to kill you!
GRACE
We’re willing to give him back to you in exchange for your supplies.
GREG
But we need those supplies.
VICTORIA
So do we. Besides, we have your friend and we are 100% prepared to kill him and you for those supplies.
JOEL
Go ahead and try.
GREG
Joel!
JOEL
Kidding. Sheesh fine, we’ll give you the supplies.
GRACE
Bring it to Pizza Palace tonight. We’ll bring your friend.
DANIEL
We’ll see you there.
Grace and Victoria leave.
DANIEL
Ok, we know that Tyler is alive.
GREG
Yeah, but we can’t give them our supplies. We need them.
DANIEL
I know but...
JOEL
We are not giving them our supplies.
DANIEL
But what about Tyler?
JOEL
We’ll get him back.
GREG
How? The last time you faced them, they broke your nose and kidnapped Tyler.
Joel goes to his room and returns holding a Glock 17.
JOEL
Because this time, I’ll have this.
GREG
What- you had a gun this whole time!
JOEL
Yeah.
DANIEL
Why are you now just using it!
JOEL
Because honestly, I forgot I had it.
GREG
You do realize that if you had had your gun when you and Tyler went on a supply run, then we wouldn't be in this situation.
JOEL
Well, I have it now.
DANIEL
Good. We may stand a chance of keeping our supplies and saving Tyler.
Joel racks the slide on his Glock.
JOEL
Now, let’s go get our little nerd back.
END.

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