What In The World! Season 1 Episode 3: Turn Of Events


INT. APARTMENT - DAY
Joel grabs a bag of Totino’s pizza rolls from the freezer. He pours the entire bag on a plate, puts it in the microwave, and waits as the microwave cooks the pizza rolls. The microwave dings and he pulls out the plate. He sits at the dining table and starts eating. Greg and Tyler enter.
GREG
What the- what are you doing?!
JOEL
Eating dinner.
TYLER
Why?!
GREG
It’s 3:00 in the afternoon.
JOEL
Well you see, the human body requires that one eats in order to survive.
TYLER
That was the last of our food.
JOEL
Yeah. Which I bought. With my own money. I didn’t eat your disgusting vegan jerky.
TYLER
It has half the calories.
GREG
We were supposed to share our food.
JOEL
Yeah well... that didn’t happen.
Daniel enters the room.
DANIEL
What’s going on?
GREG
Joel ate the last of our food.
JOEL
The last of MY food.
DANIEL
Look, we knew we would run out of food. We’ll just go get some more. Let’s just be grateful the electricity is still running. Joel, you'll go on the supply run, since you ate the last of the food.
JOEL
Fine, fair enough. Let’s go Tyler.
TYLER
What?
JOEL
Let’s go.
TYLER
Why me?
JOEL
Cause I’ll need someone to sacrifice in case we encounter mutants or zombies, or cannibals or some other fucking apocalyptic cliche.
TYLER
Ugh fine.
Joel and Tyler exit the apartment.
GREG
What should we do while they’re gone?
DANIEL
I got the TV working again. We can play Fortnite?
GREG
Seriously? Anything else you got?
EXT. COLLEGE CAMPUS - DAY
Joel and Tyler walk among the ruins of the university.
JOEL
We should try the cafeteria.
TYLER
Ew, the cafeteria?
JOEL
Are you seriously being picky right now?
TYLER
You and I both know that the cafeteria had serious health code violations.
JOEL
Yeah so? It’s still food. Besides, despite all that, they made killer grilled cheese sandwiches.
TYLER
Fine.
Joel and Tyler walked over to the university cafeteria.
INT. COLLEGE CAFETERIA - DAY
Joel and Tyler enter the cafeteria and begin filling their bags full of food. Unknown to them, five women are watching them. They are armed with knives.
JOEL
Oof, those pizza rolls are not sitting well.
TYLER
Because you ate an entire bag idiot.
JOEL
I guess, but it may also be because I chugged a six-pack of beer before the pizza rolls.
TYLER
How the hell are you still alive?
JOEL
I think I’ve achieved what only a few have: An immunity to alcohol.
TYLER
Uh-huh. I’m gonna go raid the vending machine.
Tyler leaves. Joel pulls out a can of beer, opens it, and starts drinking it.
JOEL
Damn, that’s good.
Tyler breaks the glass on the vending machine and begins putting the snacks into his bag. There is a CLANG. Tyler freezes and turns towards the source.
TYLES
Joel?
No answer.
TYLER
Not funny Joel. Stop it. Seriously.
No answer. There is another clang. Tyler hesitantly walks towards the source of the sound.
TYLER
Joel, I swear to god if you’re messing with me, I’ll kill you.
Unknown to Tyler, two women appear behind him and slowly advance towards him.
Tyler stops. He turns around and sees the two women. The two women lunge at him. Tyler screams. Joel hears Tyler’s scream and runs towards his location.
JOEL
Tyler!
Joel reaches Tyler’s location. Tyler is being dragged by the two women. Joel is about to run toward them. Three women appear behind Joel. Joel senses them and turns around. He sees a Kappa Omega symbol on one of the girl’s jackets. One of the women punches him. Joel falls to the ground unconscious. One of the women knocks Tyler out and leaves with him.
INT. APARTMENT - DAY
Daniel and Greg sit on the couch playing Minecraft on the cracked TV.
GREG
Now, this is what I'm talking about.
END.

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