FRAN
Family games time!
DAVID
Why?
MARY
Because she said so.
JOSH
Seriously though, what incentive do we have to win this?
FRAN
You’ll see.
BRIAN
We really aren’t going back to Poland, are we?
FRAN
You’ll see.
BRIAN
So no.
FRAN
Let’s break into the groups we were in for baking cookies. Really there’s only one challenge in these family games.
DREW
What is it?
FRAN
The silence game. If your team has the person who has been silent the longest in it, they win! Let’s start!
CATHERINE
Let’s not.
MARY
OK Catherine’s out.
DAVID
That means you are too, Mary.
BRITNEY
She is?
BRITNEY 2
Yes Britney, she is.
JULIAN
Did we start yet?
STEVE
Yes, we started.
DAISY
When does it end?
WILLIAM
Not sure, I kind of missed the rules.
DREW
Me too.
BRIAN
Fran, can you explain the rules again?
FRAN
No, you’re all out now because you weren’t quiet!
CHRIS
That means you are too.
FRAN
Crap! You’re right! Looks like only Josh and Nate are left.
NATE
And Britney.
FRAN
No, Britney already talked. Josh, our team wins! Congratulations to me, Josh, Brian, Catherine, and David!
CATHERINE
How fun.
BRIAN
Fran, this truly was boring.
FRAN
It doesn’t matter if you had fun as long as you won.
JOSH
Do I even want to know what we win?
FRAN
This house!
DAVID
Yeah no thanks.
CATHERINE
Same, I can’t afford another lifestyle change.
JOSH
Andrew and I already won this house the last time around, remember?
FRAN
Yeah, but this time Brian and I also won it.
ANDREW
So what you’re saying is...
FRAN
Oh I don’t know, maybe I want to move back in.
BRIAN
Or maybe you want to go back to Poland?
JOSH
Yeah, you probably want to move back to Poland.
FRAN
No I think I want to stay here.
ANDREW
You can’t stay here.
FRAN
Why not?
ANDREW
Because...Josh help me out.
JOSH
Not sure what to say.
DAISY
Parents moving back in with the kids sounds like a good idea to me!
BRITNEY 2
How about kids moving back in with the parents?
DAISY
Step-moms count!
BRITNEY 2
Huh?
JOSH
Everyone, we have some sorting out to do. I never knew it would be an issue to figure out who is living with who, but apparently with this family it is.
CHRIS
Or we could put up New Years’ decorations.
JOSH
Not sure if there’s such a thing but I would actually rather do that.