College Season 2 Episode 5: Halloween Costume Party

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Season 2 Episode 5

"Halloween Costume Party"

Written by

William Fry & Michael Ledesma




INT. APARTMENT - DAY
Edison and Megan are having a conversation while eating breakfast. Andrew enters.
ANDREW
What are you two scheming about?
EDISON
We were deciding whether or not to kick you out.
ANDREW
Uh huh.
MEGAN
Actually, we're talking about throwing a Halloween party.
ANDREW
Really?
EDISON
After the success of Dat Party Tho, we thought in order to maintain our status as party central, we needed to continue throwing parties.
ANDREW
I’m in.
EDISON
You are?
ANDREW
Yeah. Why are you so surprised?
MEGAN
Well, it’s just that you aren’t the most fun guy to be around.
ANDREW
Uh excuse me, but I’m pretty sure that I got wasted at Dat Party Tho.
EDISON
Yeah. “Wasted”. You only had three beers.
MEGAN
(Coughs)
Lightweight.
ANDREW
Halloween is my second favorite holiday. After Christmas of course.
EDISON
So you’re really onboard with this?
ANDREW
Yes.
EDISON
Well alright then.
ANDREW
You two get the drinks and food. I’ll get the candy.
EDISON
I’m liking this new Andrew.
ANDREW
Hey, we still on for our costumes.
EDISON
You know it.
MEGAN
What are y’all going as?
EDISON
You’ll see.
ANDREW
What about you?
MEGAN
I will be going as Wonder Woman. A sexy symbol of girlpower.
EDISON
Niiiiice.
Edison and Megan high five.
THE NEXT DAY, October 31st
INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT
The apartment is filled with partygoers dressed in costumes. Andrew and Edison enter the party.  Andrew is wearing an orange tuxedo and Edison is wearing a blue tuxedo, similar to the costumes from “Dumb and Dumber”. Megan is wearing her Wonder Woman outfit.
MEGAN
Nice costume.
EDISON
Thanks.
Gabby appears wearing a cheerleader costume.
GABBY
Hey.
ANDREW
Hey.
Andrew and Gabby kiss.
GABBY
This party is insane.
ANDREW
And it’s about to get insaner.
Andrew stands on a table.
ANDREW
My fellow college students… Let’s party!
The partygoers cheer.
EDISON
Who are you and what have you done with Andrew?
ANDREW
Like I said, I love Halloween and I may have pre-gamed a little too much.
EDISON
Man you are so cool right now. Hey dude check her out.
Edison notions to a girl wearing a nurse costume.
ANDREW
Nice dude. What’s your move?
EDISON
I’m gonna go up to her and say “Hey there, are you a doctor? Cause you’re giving me a heart attack.”
MEGAN
Gabby and I are gonna go somewhere else.
GABBY
Good idea.
EDISON
Ok dude. Watch me work my magic.
Edison goes over to the girl and starts talking to her. Andrew stands watching. He looks around and sees Sarah.
ANDREW
Sarah?
SARAH
Oh... hey.
ANDREW
What are you doing here?
SARAH
My roommate begged me to come. She said that the last party was insane.
ANDREW
Oh. Cool. Yeah Edison and I are trying to make this place party central.
SARAH
Well clearly you two have succeeded.
ANDREW
Yeah. Yeah it looks like it.
SARAH
So ummm how’s your year going?
ANDREW
Good. Yeah I’m passing my classes. Gabby and I are doing ok.
SARAH
Ok?
ANDREW
Yeah. Ok.
SARAH
That’s usually not something that people say in a serious relationship.
ANDREW
We’re great. I meant to say great.
SARAH
Well that’s good. Listen I’m gonna go. I have a tutorial session tomorrow.
ANDREW
Oh. Ok. Yeah. Well it was nice seeing you.
SARAH
You too.
Sarah leaves. Edison appears next to Andrew.
EDISON
The sexy nurse has a boyfriend who came as a doctor.
ANDREW
Hey if one were to say that they were ok in a relationship, what does that mean?
EDISON
It means the relationship is over. Why?
ANDREW
Just curious.
EDISON
Ok. Well, I'm gonna go eat a bunch of candy corn and drown my sorrow.
Andrew begins to stumble around, Edison grabs his arm to keep him up.
EDISON
You alright man?
ANDREW
Some guy gave me candy earlier but I think it was actually ecstasy. I think it’s starting to kick in.
Megan and Gabby walk over to help Edison.
MEGAN
Are you high right now?
ANDREW
(Laughing)
I don’t know!
Andrew starts dancing horribly.
EDISON
Someone gave him ecstasy.
GABBY
Ok babe. I think you should sit down.
ANDREW
Why?
GABBY
Because you’ve just taken ecstasy.
ANDREW
I feel really good.
GABBY
I’m sure you do. Now let’s go sit down.
ANDREW
No. No I wanna dance.
EDISON
Heyyyy buddy. You should listen to your girlfriend.
Andrew laughs. Gabby and Edison help Andrew sit down.
ANDREW
Girlfriend, huh? I think Sarah should be my girlfriend.
GABBY
What?
EDISON
Uhhhhh he’s joking. Ecstasy does that.
MEGAN
How do you know?
EDISON
I assume.
ANDREW
When I was moving into the apartment, Sarah kissed me and told me she loved me but I told her that I didn’t but now I’m starting to have second thoughts, don’t tell Gabby though Edison.
EDISON
Andrew shut up.
GABBY
I-I have to go.
EDISON
Gabby I’m sure he can explain. Just wait for him to sober up.
Gabby leaves.
Andrew continues laughing.
EDISON
And I thought I was the one who was gonna cause trouble.
MEGAN
We need to fix this. We're the ones who threw this party.
EDISON
What do you want me to do?
MEGAN
I'm gonna go talk to Gabby, you shut down the party.
EDISON
How the hell do I do that?
MEGAN
I'm sure you'll find a way.
Megan leaves.
Edison grabs an air horn and uses it to gather everyone's attention. The crowd of college students cheer in response.
EDISON
I’m sorry guys but the party is over! Everyone out!
The crowd boos in retaliation.
EDISON
Don’t worry we’ll resume this party at a later date, this is party central after all!
Megan returns as the partygoers are exiting.
MEGAN
Wow. You actually managed to get them to leave.
EDISON
Yeah, well that may have just caused us our title of “Party Central”.
MEGAN
Nevermind that now, where’s Andrew?
Edison points to the couch where Andrew is asleep using a bag of candy as a pillow.
MEGAN
Gabby will talk to him tomorrow.
EDISON
Crisis averted.
MEGAN
For us. He’s in for a tough conversation tomorrow.
INT. APARTMENT COMPLEX - MORNING
EDISON
Ok buddy. Time to get you back to normal.
Edison semi carries Andrew to the shower. He turns it on full blast. Andrew sputters.
ANDREW
What the hell!
EDISON
Welcome back.
ANDREW
My head hurts.
EDISON
That's what happens when you take ecstasy.
ANDREW
What?!
EDISON
Next time, don't accept candy from strangers.
Andrew throws up.
ANDREW
Oh man.
EDISON
Gross dude.
ANDREW
Where's Gabby?
EDISON
She left. After you told her about you and Sarah kissing.
ANDREW
No. No no no no no!
EDISON
Yeah.
ANDREW
I have to go find Gabby.
Andrew gets up and takes a step forward. He falls over. Edison rushes over to help Andrew up.
EDISON
Calm down, Megan did some damage control last night. Gabby said she’ll talk with you today. You’re not in the best shape right now though.
ANDREW
I don’t care, I need to talk with her.
EDISON
Wait, let’s think this through buddy.
Andrew shrugs Edison off and rushes out of the apartment.
EXT. DORMS - DAY
Andrew arrives at Gabby's dorm room, he briefly hesitates before knocking. Gabby opens the door.
ANDREW
Hi, sorry if I woke you. I know it’s early but I need to explain myself.
GABBY
Andrew it’s 3 in the afternoon you didn’t wake me.
ANDREW
It’s 3 already?!
GABBY
You don’t have to explain yourself. After talking with Megan I get it, you were drunk and on something. You weren’t yourself. I know now you didn’t mean what you said.
ANDREW
Actually, I meant what I said.
GABBY
What...?
ANDREW
I think we should break up.
END.

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