MARKET RATINGS REPORT (HOUSEHOLDS)
RSN Los Angeles: 7.5 (=)
RSN Indianapolis: 3.0 (-0.3)
RSN Santa Fe: 0.4 (-0.1)
RSN Anchorage: 0.0 (=)
RSN Bridgeport: 0.0 (=)
SASHA, KYLIE, BLAKE, AUSTIN, NICOLE, and TREVOR meet BENNY and DEVIN in the conference room. BENNY has called a meeting to discuss the exodus at RSN's rival, Complete Sports Network.
BENNY
As I've already mentioned, we have an opportunity here. I don't think Complete Sports Network is long for this world.
AUSTIN
And RSN is?
BENNY
Don't you see? We can buy out their affiliates! Make them our own!
NICOLE
Are you sure that's a good idea? We have enough problems on our hands, we don't need more struggling affiliates.
KYLIE
Los Angeles isn't struggling.
NICOLE rolls her eyes.
BLAKE
What markets does Complete even cover?
BENNY
I was hoping you'd ask. Devin?
DEVIN
What?
BENNY
Tell them where Complete has affiliates.
DEVIN
Um...Oregon is one I think.
SASHA INTERVIEW
When Benny doesn't know the answer to something, he pretends like he was hoping someone would ask, then he asks someone else for the answer. Clearly, it's working out great.
BENNY
Alright, Devin doesn't know.
BLAKE
Don't you?
BENNY
Yeah...let me just pull up a list though.
BENNY opens his phone and attempts to find a comprehensive list.
BENNY
Alright, does anyone know?
Nobody answers.
KYLIE INTERVIEW
Des Moines, Sacramento, Portland, Dallas, Louisville, Boston, Baltimore, Omaha, Green Bay, Charleston, Atlanta, Seattle, Phoenix...they're everywhere. But it's entertaining to watch Benny struggle.
NICOLE
Can we go back to our desks now?
BENNY
Fine. You can go back to work.
NICOLE
That's not what I asked. Like, at all.
BENNY
I want you all to go back to your desks and work on swooping in a Complete affiliate for RSN. Caprese?
TREVOR
But we don't know what affiliates they have.
BENNY
Look it up!
AUSTIN
And how are we supposed to convince an affiliate to join us when a lot of our affiliates could leave us?
BENNY
I don't know, that's for you to figure out.
BENNY walks away.
BENNY INTERVIEW
They fired me last time because of affiliates leaving, well I'll show them that Benny can bring affiliates to RSN.