INT. THE COLLEGE CLUB - NIGHT
The episode picks up where the last left off. Edison on one knee proposing to Brittaney who is staring at him in shock.
EDISON
Britt? You, okay?
BRITTANEY
Edison I… Yes.
EDISON
Really!
Brittaney nods and the two smile at each other. Edison stands up and slides the ring on Brittaney’s finger and they kiss.
INT. HOUSE - NIGHT
Megan, Sarah and Paige are on the couch. Andrew is in the chair. The Bachelor is on TV.
ANDREW
Can we please watch something else?
SARAH
No.
PAIGE
They’re about to do a group date.
ANDREW
Megan?
MEGAN
Hush.
Edison and Brittaney enter.
EDISON
Guys, we have some news!
Brittaney raises her left hand and shows the ring.
ANDREW
Congrats man.
SARAH
You said yes!
EDISON
Of course, she said yes.
SARAH
Just making sure.
MEGAN
So, when’s the big day?
Edison and Brittaney look at each other.
EDISON
Today.
ANDREW
Excuse me?
BRITTANEY
I know it’s so last minute but it’s just… We don’t exactly want to spend so much on a wedding especially with the baby coming soon.
EDISON
So, we’re getting eloped at the courthouse.
Edison walks over to Andrew.
EDISON
Andrew, my man, my bro… will you be my best man?
ANDREW
Yes.
Brittaney walks over to Sarah.
BRITTANEY
Will you be my maid of honor?
SARAH
Yes!
BRITTANEY
Paige, will you be my bridesmaid?
PAIGE
Of course.
EDISON
Megan, will you be my groomsman?
MEGAN
It would be my honor.
EDISON
Awesome. We should get ready.
INT. COURHOUSE - NIGHT
Edison, Andrew, and Megan stand in front of a Judge.
JUDGE
Is the bride almost ready?
EDISON
Yeah yeah, she just wanted to do the whole traditional walking down the aisle thing.
The doors open and Paige and Sarah enter wearing dresses followed by Brittaney wearing a simple white dress holding a bouquet of flowers. They reach the judge and get into formation.
The judge says the usual wedding jargon.
JUDGE
Now, Edison, do take her as you wife?
EDISON
Yeah. Yes.
JUDGE
And do you Brittaney take-
BRITTANEY
Yes.
JUDGE
Well, alrighty then, unless anyone has any objection-
The doors burst open, and Paul enters.
PAUL
Wait!
Paul runs up to Brittaney.
PAUL
Don’t do this Brittaney. You and I… can still make this work.
EDISON
How did you even know we were getting married?
PAUL
Andrew posted it on his Instagram story.
ANDREW
I didn’t know we followed each other.
PAUL
Britt please…
Paul gets down on one knee.
PAUL
Will you marr-
Edison pulls out a taser and shoots Paul. Paul shakes as the electricity courses through him and then falls to the ground.
Megan snatches the taser away.
MEGAN
How many times do I have to tell you not to steal my taser?
EDISON
Can we just proceed.
JUDGE
Uhhhh yeah. I know pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Edison and Brittaney kiss. Their friends clap and cheer.
END.