CHASE, REAGAN, SAM, ADAM, LINCOLN, and MADISON follow LORENZO from HEIDI's office to Lorenzo's Kitchen at Primitives Park.
LORENZO
Bon appetite!
ADAM
Don't you mind bon appetit?
LORENZO
Is that how you say it?
MADISON
Yeah and usually you serve the food when you say it.
ADAM
Work on that.
LORENZO prepares six orders of pre-cooked chicken wings.
LORENZO
Bon...
ADAM
Appetit.
LORENZO
Yeah. That.
ADAM
Say it.
LORENZO
Bon appetit!
CHASE, REAGAN, SAM, ADAM, LINCOLN, and MADISON all bite into their chicken wings.
LORENZO
So...what do you think?
CHASE
These are chicken wings, alright.
LORENZO
That's it?
REAGAN
Do you have any sauce?
LORENZO
What kind do you want? Buffalo? Ranch? Barbecue?
REAGAN
Ranch would be good.
LORENZO
Sorry, don't have it.
REAGAN
You don't have ranch? Okay...buffalo then. You should probably get ranch for when this place opens. You're lucky we're test customers.
LORENZO
I don't have any sauces.
LINCOLN
What do you mean, you don't have any sauces? They're chicken wings!
LORENZO
Wasn't in the budget. Sorry.
ADAM
They cost like six cents.
LORENZO
That's what I told Haley, that it makes no sense.
ADAM
Heidi.
LORENZO
Heidi. But she said it wasn't cost-efficient.
ADAM
That's ridiculous!
LORENZO
Speaking of which -- mind placing your orders through one of those screens over there?
LORENZO points to the three touch screens in front of the counter. MADISON rolls her eyes.
MADISON
Sure. I'll just do everyone's.
LORENZO
Can't. It'll think you ordered six.
MADISON
It won't know shit.
LORENZO
Yes, it will. All the screens come with facial recognition. And no swearing by the screens either, they're bugged with cameras with microphones to listen in on your conversations.
MADISON
What the--
LINCOLN
So let me get this straight. There was room in the budget for ordering screens with facial recognition and microphones, but no room for ranch?
LORENZO
You got it.
LINCOLN
Oh brother.
LORENZO
I've been told that people won't even recognize that the food tastes sub-standard because they're too busy focusing on the game.
SAM
That's not fair!
LORENZO
And completely incorrect. When I was in the bullpen, I always focused on the food over the game.
MADISON yells from one of the ordering screens.
MADISON
LORENZO!!!
LORENZO
Yes?
MADISON walks up to LORENZO, remember the ordering screens have microphones.
MADISON
Why did the ordering screen call itself Harry?
LORENZO
Wasn't my decision.
MADISON
What would Harry think of that?
LORENZO
He'd probably be just as confused as me, if not more.
MADISON
Primitives Park is ruining your restaurant!
CHASE comes running back to the group.
CHASE
You guys are looking at me like you didn't realize I left.
SAM
We realized. Right guys?
CHASE
Even my own wife.
LINCOLN
Well, you're back now.
CHASE
No. Follow me. You guys need to see something.