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Do Not Resuscitate: The Vampire Diaries

 

Welcome to another installment of Do Not Resuscitate. Since I've been absent much of 2023, I have not written another article until Christmas break. Today, I will talk about The Vampire Diaries, which was produced by Kevin Williamson and Julie Plec and was picked up in the middle of Twilight Mania and saw a spinoff in its heyday. Set in the fictional town of Mystic Falls, Virginia, it follows the life of Elena Gilbert as she falls in love with Stefan Salvatore and then his brother Damon. 

The Original Hit Machine - The Vampire Diaries (2009-2017)

The Vampire Diaries premiered on September 10, 2009, with its pilot episode attracting the largest audience of any series premiere on the CW with 4.9 million viewers and a 2.0 in the key A18-49 demographic before being surpassed by Arrow. The first season averaged 3.6 million viewers. It was a staple on Thursday nights, never getting below a 1.0 until Halloween 2013 when it dropped to a 0.9 in the demo. 

Since then, The Vampire Diaries hit a sub-1.0 regularly as the show progressed. After season six, Nina Dobrev departed the cast, and this show took an even bigger hit at the beginning of season seven.  Eventually, the show moved to Fridays, where it hit a series low of 0.3 in the key demo. 

Reasons Why This Show Needs to Stay Canceled

  • The Vampire Diaries came at a heyday for Twilight mania when it peaked. Now that Twilight is no longer popular, do we need this show back for a reboot? 
  • Julie Plec mentioned that the logistics caused the show to end the way it did. 
  • The cast has moved on from the show itself. 

Anyways, all eight seasons of The CW’s The Vampire Diaries are available to stream on Max in the United States. 



Do Not Resuscitate: Desperate Housewives

 

From soapy dramas to comedy, Desperate Housewives lasted for eight seasons and 180 episodes. Set in the suburb of Wisteria Lane, Desperate Housewives follows a group of women as seen through the eyes of a friend that committed suicide in the pilot episode. By the end of the series, it had surpassed Charmed with the most episodes featuring all female leads. 

The Original Hit Machine -- Desperate Housewives (2004-2012)

The show premiered with a 8.9 in A18-49 and over 21 million viewers on Sunday night, where it always aired throughout its eight season run. Season 1 ended with a 13.4 in the key demo, rising along with viewership of over 30 million. It gave ABC the biggest success, being well received by both viewers and critics alike. 

The show was also credited for turning around ABC's declining fortunes. 

The fifth season saw a time jump of five years. 

In later seasons, however, the show ended up placing out of the top 10 and then out of the top 30 by dropping 20% each season. The final season of the show averaged a 2.74 in the key A18-49 demo and 8.76 million viewers, down 21% from season 7. 

The show ended up being outshined by newbie Once Upon a Time as it became a powerhouse in its own right. 

Reasons this Show Needs to Stay Canceled

1. The cast has since moved on to new projects. 
2. Primetime soap operas have not lasted as long as this show did as of recent. That is, unless you're Grey's Anatomy.

And there you have it with Do Not Resuscitate. 

Do Not Resuscitate: CSI


Revivals and reboots are touted everywhere this decade. Shows such as Dallas, One Day at a Time, Full House, Roseanne, Murphy Brown, Will & Grace, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Nick Cannon Presents: Wild ’n Out, and Dynasty all managed to get the revival and/or reboot treatment across broadcast and cable. What’s next? “*Insert Network Here* Orders Revival/Reboot of *Insert Long Gone Show Here*”. Here at the TV Ratings Guide, we have one simple message: “For the love of God Almighty, networks, please stop with the reboots!” Thus, Do Not Resuscitate was born, and in this installment, we focus on the long-running CBS procedural, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.

The Original Hit Machine -- CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2000-2015)
CSI Key Art. Source: USA, CBS
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, also known as CSI: Las Vegas premiered on October 6, 2000, on a Friday, to a 5.4 in the key adults 18-49 demographic with 17 million viewers. This was massive for Friday numbers, but the show’s peak ratings happened when the show was moved to Thursdays. The highest recorded rating that the original CSI had was an 11.6, achieved twice -- during the third season and on the one hundredth episode. Shout out to SpottedRatings for the ratings blurb, as you can find a complete history at its War of 18-49 page.  

But the show took a decline when Grey’s Anatomy took over ABC’s Thursday night, and it dropped a hefty 24%. Ratings kept on dropping each season, enough for CBS to take pause and in season 12, CSI moved to Wednesday. Ratings just kept on dropping. The final nail in CSI’s coffin was the move to Sunday nights for the final season. In October, CBS cut CSI’s episode order from 22 to 18 episodes, and then the show was canceled at the end of the season. The two hour finale, “Immortality”, got a 1.9 in the key demographic.

Through the many cast changes, one premise is consistent, and that folks, is solving cases. The series spawned a franchise of many spin-offs: CSI: New York, CSI: Miami, and CSI: Cyber. 

Reasons The Show Needs to Stay Canceled
  • The actors have all moved on to other projects. For example, George Eads is in MacGyver and Ted Danson is in The Good Place.
  • The two hour movie concluded the series as it stands.
  • There is an over-saturation of police procedural dramas on CBS.
You can see CSI on USA, Ion, Syfy, and on Oxygen airing in syndication. Make sure to check your listings. 

Do Not Resuscitate: According to Jim


Revivals and reboots are touted everywhere this decade. Shows such as Dallas, One Day at a Time, Full House, Roseanne, Murphy Brown, Will & Grace, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Nick Cannon Presents: Wild ’n Out, and Dynasty all managed to get the revival and/or reboot treatment across broadcast and cable. What’s next? “*Insert Network Here* Orders Revival/Reboot of *Insert Long Gone Show Here*”. Here at the TV Ratings Guide, we have one simple message: “Knock it off with the reboots!” Thus, Do Not Resuscitate was born, and in this installment, we focus on the ABC family sitcom, According to Jim. 

The Original Hit Machine -- According to Jim (2001-2009)

According to Jim, from the start, was universally panned by critics, but was a surprise ratings success, debuting to a 5.1 in A18-49 and 12.72 million viewers. Season 1 averaged a 4.32 overall. This became one of these shows where critical reviews did not translate to ratings. 

The show became a solid performer throughout the down years of ABC. This was when ABC was in fourth place. Then once ABC turned its fortunes around after the breakout season of 2004-05, According to Jim became a subject of ratings ridicule. Season 5 saw a hefty drop of 30% in the ratings, and ratings got worse from there. The only bright spot was that there were no comedy successes in the ABC turnaround period before 2009’s Modern Family and friends. 

But in the later seasons, it is clear that the show was kept around for non-conventional reasons. It made ABC a lot of money in syndication, but According to Jim was held until the winter for the last three seasons. Its lowest point was a 0.9 in the A18-49 demo, only hitting it once. Despite the last four low rated seasons, the show was a testament to ABC’s dwindled comedy fortunes. 

The show starred Jim Belushi as the titular Jim character, Courtney Thorne-Smith as stay-at-home wife and mom Cheryl, Larry Joe Campbell as Cheryl’s brother and Jim’s best friend Andy, Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Cheryl’s sister and Jim’s foil Dana, Taylor Atelian as oldest daughter Ruby, Billi Bruno as middle daughter Gracie, and Connor Rayburn as youngest son Kyle. At the end of season 7, twins Jonathan and Gordon were added to the number of children in Jim’s family. 

Reasons This Show Needs to Stay Canceled
  • The actors have pretty much either moved on to other projects or even retired from acting altogether. 
  • Billi Bruno is married with a child. If the show was revived, I don’t know if Gracie’s pregnancy would plausibly be part of the show as it has been almost ten years since the original series finale. 
  • There would possibly be recasts on either of the character Jim’s now three young adult and teenage children. 
  • Critics still hate the show. 

You can buy/rent According to Jim episodes on Amazon, iTunes, and Google Play for your Jim Belushi sitcom fix. 

Do Not Resuscitate Library

Take a moment to get your knowledge on long gone shows that really should not be given the reboot or revival treatment. This compilation was started by past TVRG contributor Bridger Cunningham, and continues on with many additions to this library. Click on the link to go to each show on this ever-expanding library.

1/26/2018 Who's the Boss? (1984-1992)
1/27/2018 That '70s Show (1998-2006)
1/28/2018 Coach (1989-1997)
8/5/2018 'Til Death (2006-2010)
8/6/2018 According to Jim (2001-2009)
8/8/2018 CSI (2000-2015)