Bar Exam Season 6 Episode 9: Candy Box

 

LORENZO is in his apartment, still on house arrest. He is meeting with ADAM, SAM, CHASE, REAGAN, MADISON, and LINCOLN. 


MADISON

Alright Lorenzo, before we get started today, I want to make one thing clear: Lincoln and I are VERY reluctantly back on your case. 


LINCOLN

Yeah, we really think you’re gonna lose. 


LORENZO

Well, at least that’s four of you who still think I’ll win!


ADAM

Uh…yeah, sure. So anyways, let’s get started. 


LORENZO

Wait! All this time you’ve been helping me out, and I never thought to put out any food. 


CHASE

Oh, that’s really not necessary. 


LORENZO

You kidding? Don’t pretend you didn’t come back to Lorenzo’s Kitchen over and over again because you liked my creations. 


CHASE

Fine, just make it quick. We don’t have all day. 


LORENZO

What else do you have going on?


Everyone is silent. 


LORENZO

Thought so. I’ll be right back with food. 


LORENZO walks away. 


REAGAN

This guy is an idiot. 


SAM

Yeah, someone tell me again why we took up this case? 


LINCOLN

I think this is the first and last time we take up a case to help out a friend. From now on, we just take up the ones where the person is obviously innocent. 


ADAM

Are there even any such people? Remember, Lorenzo met two obviously innocent people in jail. Turns out, they weren’t innocent at all. 


REAGAN

To be fair to them, we’re going off Lorenzo’s judgement. 


CHASE

Well I mean I don’t think we should give criminals the benefit of the doubt in any circumstance but you’re kinda right. 


LORENZO approaches the rest of the group with a large box. 


LORENZO

So as it turns out, I don’t have any food. 


MADISON

I thought you were going to make food. 


LORENZO

Oh. I guess I could’ve done that. 


LINCOLN

What’s in the box?


LORENZO

Candy bars from SugarCity. I get a shipment every week as part of them buying out Lorenzo’s Kitchen. 


Everyone takes a candy bar. They are all SOKE Bars. 


MADISON

What’s this? I’ve never seen it before, are you sure this is SugarCity?


LORENZO

Yep, they’re testing out a new product that they’re getting ready to launch. I haven’t tried it yet. 


LORENZO opens his SOKE Bar and takes a bite. 


LORENZO

THIS IS AMAZING!!!


MADISON

Tastes kinda wet to me but ok. 


LORENZO takes his phone out, takes a picture of the bar, starts typing. 


ADAM

You texting someone at SugarCity?


LORENZO doesn’t answer. 


LORENZO

And….done!


REAGAN

What’s done?


LORENZO

I just wrote about it on social media. The world likes to know what I’m eating!


LINCOLN

Are you allowed to post about it?


LORENZO

Oh. I didn’t think about that. 


SAM

You should delete it before anyone sees it. Just to be safe. 


LORENZO

Fine. 


LORENZO goes to delete his posts. 


LORENZO

Whoa! This is blowing up! I can’t delete this!


CHASE

Well this can only go badly. 


ADAM

Also do you want us to leave or are you gonna pay for more time?


LORENZO

Leave, I need some alone time with my SOKE Bars!


ADAM, CHASE, SAM, LINCOLN, REAGAN, and MADISON leave. 

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