College Season 3 Finale: P Is For...

 

College S3 Ep 24:  P is for...

Written by

William Fry & Michael Ledesma


INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

Edison and Megan sit on the couch. Andrew and Sarah walk in.

ANDREW

See, this is why I didn’t want you to meet them. They’re terrible people! UGGGGHHHHHHHH they just make me so mad!

Andrew kicks the kitchen table.

SARAH

(To Edison and Megan)

Can you two give us a minute, please?

EDISON

And miss all the fun.

Megan elbows Edison in the stomach.

EDISON

Okay, okay.

They get up and exit the apartment.

ANDREW

I know, I know. I shouldn’t have lost my temper. It’s just… Everything I’ve always wanted to say to them just spilled out. They blame me for all their issues and you know what… they’re right! Children ruin everything.

SARAH

You don’t want children?

ANDREW

At this point, no. I don’t.

SARAH

Why have you never told me this?

ANDREW

I just didn’t think it was important.

SARAH

Not important? Andrew, I’ve told you multiple times how I want kids. I already have names picked out for them.

ANDREW

I’m sorry, but I don’t want children. Look what happened to my parents because of me. My mother blames me for her career woes and my dad considers me nothing but the continuation of his bloodline. I don’t want that to happen to us.

SARAH

Andrew, your mother had no right to blame you for that. Your father wanted children. She should’ve known that that required sacrifice.

ANDREW

Yes, but I don’t want that to happen to us. I don’t want to bring a life into this world that’ll cause resentment between the two of us.

SARAH

Who says that would happen? Andrew, there’s nothing that says that you are going to end up like your parents.

ANDREW

You heard them, we’re just like them when they were young. Madly in love.

Pause.

SARAH

I think we need to rethink our relationship.

ANDREW

What are you saying? Do you want to break up?

SARAH

No that’s not it. I- I don’t know. It’s just… tonight with your parents and everything you’ve said-

ANDREW

Are you fucking kidding me?

SARAH

Andrew, please-

ANDREW

YOU’RE the one who wanted to meet my parents. You nagged me night and day about it. We fought about it and now that you have, you want to reevaluate our relationship?

SARAH

Please, Andrew, I don’t want to fight.

ANDREW

No! No, we are going to fight because you started this!

SARAH

All I wanted to do was meet your fucking parents!

ANDREW

And now that you have you suddenly want to jump ship! Why don’t you just run back to Calvin!

SARAH

Maybe I will! And you can go be with Gabby. Maybe she can deal with your insecurities and inability to have an emotional conversation.

ANDREW

I’d rather be all that than some stuck-up frat guy!

Sarah and Andrew glare at each other. Edison enters.

EDISON

Sorry, forgot my phone.  Wow, did the temperature go up or what.

Andrew and Sarah give Edison a death stare.

EDISON

Well, I’m just gonna grab my phone. It should be on the couch.

Edison begins digging through the couch in search of his phone.

ANDREW

Look, let’s just talk about this tomorrow morning, okay?

SARAH

No... No, I think it’s best we talk about this now.

ANDREW

What more can we do. Scream and yell at each other?

EDISON

Was that what that noise was?

The couple looks at Edison and then stares at each other for a few moments.

SARAH

I… I think we need to take a break.

ANDREW

You don’t have to sugarcoat it. If you want to break up just say so.

SARAH

Do you want to break up?

Andrew doesn’t answer.

SARAH

Wow.

ANDREW

Sarah I-

SARAH

Don’t.

Sarah turns around and exits the apartment.

EDISON

Was it something I said?

Later…

Edison and Megan sit on the couch.

MEGAN

Should we talk to him?

EDISON

No. No, it’s best to just wait it out. Let him listen to some Adele and in a few days, he’ll be fine.

MEGAN

It’s a shame. They were a good straight couple.

EDISON

They haven’t broken up. Yet. Don’t tell him I said this, but I was always rooting for him to get with her.

MEGAN

Well, I’m going to bed. Paige and I are gonna facetime. If you know what I mean.

EDISON

Uh-huh, okay.

Megan goes to her room. There is a knock at the door. Edison gets up and answers it. Standing in the doorway is Brittaney.

EDISON

Hey Britt.

BRITTANEY

Hey.

EDISON

What’s up?

BRITTANEY

Mario and I broke up.

EDISON

What? Why?

BRITTANEY

He wanted to move back to Italy and… I told him about us.

EDISON

I’m guessing he didn’t take it well.

BRITTANEY

Not really.

EDISON

Britt, I’m so sorry. Damn, first Andrew and Sarah and now you and Mario.

BRITTANEY

What happened to Sarah and Andrew?

EDISON

Relationship issues.

BRITTANEY

Oh.

EDISON

Yeah, this year just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Hey, you wanna come in. We’re gonna have a Star Wars marathon to cheer Andrew up. Of course, we'll have to skip the sequel trilogy. The point is to make him happy, not depressed.

BRITTANEY

Edison, I need to tell you something...

EDISON

Oh no, you’re not one of those people who thinks the sequels are good, are you?

BRITTANEY

Edison, I’m pregnant.

END.

And now, a special look at the final season of WHAT INT HE WORLD!

INT. APARTMENT

Andrew, Edison, and Megan sit on the couch watching TV.

EDISON

Do you ever wonder if we live in a simulation?

ANDREW

Okay, what’s wrong?

EDISON

Nothing. This year’s just been weird. Just makes you wonder...

There is a flash of light. Andrew, Edison, and Megan stand up. Megan pulls out her taser. In front of them on the floor, is Daniel and Joel.

EDISON

What in the world!

END.

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