College Season 4 Episode 6: The Parent’s Trap

 

INT. HOUSE - DAY

 

The group is in the living room.

 

EDISON

So, what’s everyone’s Thanksgiving plans?

 

MEGAN

Paige is going to my parent’s house.

 

PAIGE

Except this time, she won’t be pretending to be dating you.

 

EDISON

Andrew?

 

ANDREW

Oh, I’ll probably just microwave some pizza rolls and watch a movie.

 

EDISON

Sarah?

 

SARAH

Dinner with the family.

 

MEGAN

(To Edison and Brittaney)

What about you two?

 

BRITTANEY

We are eating at my parent’s place.

 

EDISON

Yep, gonna meet her parents for the first time.

 

ANDREW

Wait, you haven’t met her parents yet?

 

EDISON

We’ve been busy. Besides, what better time to meet new family then during the holidays.

 

THANKSGIVING DAY

 

INT. CAR - DAY

 

Edison and Brittaney pull up in front of Brittaney’s house. It Is huge almost mansion like.

 

EDISON

Holy- Britt, are you rich?

 

BRITTANEY

Um, kinda. My dad owns a software company.

 

EDISON

Woah. This is gonna be so much fun.

 

BRITTANEY

Edison, before we go in, there is something you should know. 

 

EDISON

I knew it, your parents are racist.

 

BRITTANEY

No. I didn’t tell them you’re the father.

 

EDISON

I’m sorry what?

 

BRITTANEY

They don’t know you’re the father.

 

EDISON

What the hell Britt? Do they know you’re pregnant?

 

BRITTANEY

Of course, they do.

 

EDISON

Then why didn’t you tell them about me? Wait, are you embarrassed of me?

 

BIRTTANEY

Of course not it’s just… my father will kill you if he finds out. 

 

EDISON

What’s he going to say when he sees his grandson.

 

BRITTANEY

Then we’ll tell him. For now, you’re… just the guy I’m dating.

 

EDISON

(Sigh)

Okay fine but you owe me.

 

INT. MANSISON - DAY

 

Brittaney and Edison enter the house. Brittaney’s mom Shirly greets them. 

 

SHIRLY

Ahhhhhh you made it! My goodness you’ve gotten big.

 

BRITTANEY

Mother!

 

SHIRLY

Relax, I was big when I had you. You must be Edison.

 

EDISON

Yes ma’am.

 

Brittaney’s dad HARRY enters. 

 

HARRY

There’s my girl!

 

BRITTANEY

Hi Dad.

 

They hug. 

 

BRITTANEY

Dad, this is Edison.

 

Edison extends his hand and Harry shakes it.

 

HARRY

Nice to meet you.

 

EDISON

You too sir.

 

SHIRLY

Dinner’s almost ready. Britt, can you help me with the stuffing.

 

Britt and Shirly leave. 

 

HARRY

Care for a drink?

 

EDISON

Um yeah.

 

INT. HOUSE - DAY

 

Andrew finishes microwaving a tray of pizza rolls. Sarah enters the house.

 

ANDREW

I thought you were eating with your family.

 

SARAH

My family decided to go on a cruise… without me.

 

ANDREW

Damn. Sorry. Want a pizza roll?

 

Sarah looks at the tray and takes one and eats it.

 

SARAH

I’d forgotten how well you actually cook these.

 

ANDREW

The key is to cook them longer than what the package says. 

 

They smile at each other.

 

SARAH

So, what movie did you decide to watch?

 

ANDREW

Spider-Man Marathon. 

 

SARAH

Before No Way Home.

 

ANDREW

You remember.

 

SARAH

You and Edison wouldn’t stop talking about the first trailer for a month.

 

ANDREW

Yeah. Do you… want to watch?

 

SARAH

Well, seeing as my plans no longer exist, yes.

 

ANDREW

Great. 

 

They sit on the couch.

 

INT. MANSION - DAY

 

Harry and Edison step into his office. On the table, is an old west style revolver. Harry walks over to a liquor cart and pours two glasses. He hands one to Edison.

 

EDISON

Thank you, sir.

 

Edison looks at the gun.

 

HARRY

Belonged to an ancestor of mine. He used it to kill a man that cat called his wife.

 

EDISON

Seems like an overreaction.

 

HARRY

This gun has been passed down. Used only to kill those who wronged our family.

 

EDISON

Cool.

 

HARRY

How long have you and Britt been together?

 

EDSION

Uh, well… it’s kinda hard to explain.

 

HARRY

Do you know who the father is?

 

EDISON

Uhhhhh…

 

HARRY

It’s not Paul is it?

 

EDISON

No. 

 

HARRY

Good. After what he did to her I almost used the gun. Well, whoever it is, I’d like to meet him. I’m gonna be a grandad. Even though it’s not under normal circumstances. 

 

EDISON

Well, sir… I uhhhhh am the father.

 

Harry slams his drink on the desk.

 

HARRY

I knew it! 

 

EDISON

What?

 

HARRY

You did this to my Britt.

 

EDISON

I thought you said-

 

HARRY

She said you were just friends but you… 

 

Harry opens the glass case and grabs the revolver.

 

EDISON

No wait, I really love your daughter. She means everything to me. 

 

BRITTANEY

Edison?

 

Edison turns around. Brittany and her mom are standing in the doorway.

 

HARRY

It’s him isn’t it. He’s the father.

 

BRITTANEY

I… yes. Yes he is and so far… He’s doing a good job.

 

Edison and Brittaney smile at each other.

 

BRITTANEY

Dad, why do have the family gun?

 

INT. HOUSE - DAY

 

Andrew and Sarah are on the couch.

 

 

SARAH

Just how many of these movies are there?

 

ANDREW

Don’t tell me you're tired? We binged watched Grey’s Anatomy together.

 

SARAH

That was different. 

 

ANDREW

Uh huh.

 

They smile at each other. Real smiles. As if everything that has happened to them in the past couple of months never happened. 

 

But it did. And they realize that. Their smiles cease and they resume watching the movie.

 

EXT. MANSION - NIGHT

 

Edison, Brittaney and her parents stand outside her house. Brittaney hugs her parents and goes to her car.

 

EDISON

Sir, I just wanted you to know… I will take of them. I promise.

 

Harry nods. 

 

HARRY

I hope so.

 

Harry hands Edison the old revolver.

 

HARRY

Like I said, it’s been passed down to all the men in the family.

 

Edison takes the gun and smiles at Harry. He goes to the car and he and Brittaney drive off.

 

END.

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