Fred: CEO
Kevin: CFO
Gregory: General Manager
Christina: Director of Marketing & Promotions
Ruthie: Project Manager
FRED, KEVIN, GREGORY, CHRISTINA, and RUTHIE all enter SugarCity’s Kitchen.
FRED
Surprise! It’s us!
Diners stare at FRED confused.
KEVIN
They don’t know who any of us are, Fred. Not sure why you thought they would.
FRED
Alright, awkward start. Here’s what we’re gonna do: we’re gonna go around and ask people what they think of the AGRUS Bar. Let’s start with…that table over there.
Everyone follows FRED to a table with a family of four.
GREGORY
Hello everyone, may I ask if you’re enjoying your AGRUS Bars?
FRED
Now, they didn’t get AGRUS Bars. This lovely lady got pasta with AGRUS crumbs, for example.
WOMAN
Loved it too!
FRED
Let’s find another table now…
RUTHIE
I’m picking this time, that way I know these people aren’t all actors.
RUTHIE walks up to a diner.
RUTHIE
Do you like the chocolate on your…whatever it is you just ate?
DINER
Yes, is it your business?
RUTHIE
Why yes it is actually.
CHRISTINA
It’s nice to see people here are warming up to this, but we need to see numbers.
FRED
SugarCity revenue is up 38% since we introduced the AGRUS Bar as an ingredient. And our customers seem very happy.
A diner stands up and walk over to Fred.
DINER
Hello Fred. Recognize me?
FRED
Albert?!
DINER
The criminal ex-CEO of SugarCity? No! It’s been a couple months, nobody changes their appearance THAT quickly! I’m President of the Board of SugarCity. I was hoping to catch you.
FRED
Oh! Well, it’s an honor to meet you in person for the first time as me being CEO.
DINER
That was awkwardly phrased. But anyways, I just wanted to tell you that I think you’re doing an excellent job with SugarCity.
FRED
Why thank you! Once again, it’s been a pleasure.
FRED leaves SugarCity’s Kitchen. CHRISTINA, RUTHIE, KEVIN, and GREGORY follow him.
RUTHIE
Looks like it’s official, Fred. You’re still CEO. Congratulations.
FRED
You don’t sound too excited.
RUTHIE
I want to be CEO.
FRED
Tell you what: I’ll give you a pay raise and more creative input on our next product. Deal?
RUTHIE
I’ll take it!
FRED
It’s been a pleasure, everyone. I can’t wait to see where SugarCity goes from here!
GREGORY
We’re your co-workers, you don’t need to give us an inspirational speech.
FRED looks down at his phone. He sees the news that LORENZO, CHASE, ADAM, SAM, LINCOLN, MADISON, and REAGAN were all arrested.
FRED
Uh…gotta go, bye!
FRED runs off.
KEVIN
What’s his deal?
CHRISTINA
Don’t question it.